Thirty Way to Use a Pair of Socks (or more)

There are many ways to use the various household items arround us, some wackier than others,but for now we’ll just stick to this. Today the item of choice is a pair (or a couple) of socks.You can use sock s:

· well...yea...socks....just wear them on your feet

· in filtering your coffee

· as condoms (if you like to rough it)

· making a rope out of them in order to escape from a mental hospital (after reading this list)

· as gloves

· in making a poi

· as a really weird gift

· in creating a bio bomb

· in scaring your neighbours (if you don’t take them off after a day of jogging)

· in clearing a room (related with the above)

· in a difficult negotiation (“Man! If you don’t comply I’m gonna give you the stinky sock!”)

· as cleaning cloths

· replace the old X-Mas stockings

· as fucked-up earrings

· as a cool tie

· to trap small animals

· to mop the flor

· repelling an alien invasion

· showing off to Africans

· as a tourniquet

· as a benthic

· as a great place to hide your pot

· as a wallet

· as handkerchiefs

· as toiletpaper

· instead of firewood

· mini rugs for hamsters

· breedind lice

· to make a jump rope